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stoner tim drake shitpost number 6093749394
#i keep forgetting to post on tumblr dot com sorry everypony#all my drawings r consistently on twitter#speaking of twitter#i drew tim drake smoking a blunt and i posted it on twitter right#the problem is. i've never smoked a blunt. or a joint. or whatever it's called.#i've only ever done edibles. i ONLY do edibles. your boy got asthma#so. the joint looked. Incredibly wrong. and all my oomfs made fun of me#:(#tim drake#dc#dc robin#robin
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#legends only#i love them so much#saturday night live#snl#ryan gosling#emily blunt#barbenheimer#barbie#the barbie movie#he is just ken#kenergy#all too well#taylor swift#iconic#amazing#spectacular#wonderful#this was everything and more#the fall guy#ken will never die
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I feel like if Peeta hadn't gotten hijacked by the Capitol before being rescued, he would've ended up physically fighting Gale after hearing about all the bullshit he was on while Katniss was worried over Peeta and was making friends with other people while in 13. Not out of male testosterone "the fuck you say to my woman" type deal, solely because in what world is that okay behavior towards your best friend??
I don't feel like he'd be graceful about it either. Peeta can easily be unhinged when he wants to be. Dude would wait until Gale's 6'4 ass is stalking down the halls one day on the way to class or smth and just konk him the fuck out with a frying pan. He'd confess too. Better yet, self report. Drag Gale's ass to Mrs. Everdeen in medical and be like "I did it." No regrets.
#he'd tell the entirety of d13 too#just blunt. straight up.#he gets along with johanna you can not tell me they dont spend hours sitting around talking about people who need to get pimp smacked#their only difference is peeta issues several warnings first#the hunger games peeta#the hunger games katniss#the hunger games trilogy#the hunger games#hunger games#mockingjay#peeta#peeta mellark#katniss everdeen#gale hawthorne#katniss and peeta#thg series#thg#thg peeta
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the star you've longed for
#PLEASE WATCH REVUE STARLIGHT!!!!!!💥💥💥💥💥#project sekai#revue starlight#pjsk#emu otori#nene kusanagi#emunene#prsk#proseka#yuri win. i make my fav pairing fight tothe death#HAPPY EMUNENE WEEK LOOOOOL#Can i be hinestni think this sucks it took way too long cause i forgot how to draw for a week#im seeing demons and stuff. i feel more normal now. Also you may recall emu has a big hammer for revstar#thats the bottom of it the gem thing all the weapons have hers is sharp#i remember seeing meta post abt how mahiru has a blunt weapon because she never actually aimed for the lead role#rather she only wanted to be by karen's side. so her weapon wasnt capable of cutting anything in the first place#Fastforward to the movie and well LOLLLLL#though i think its funny in the movie her mace is still mostly used for i timidation againstbhikari.. bc again shes not winning for a lead#revue starlight youre neat. maybe i like revstar.#<- has been insane for 4+ years#Needed their pose to be smth where nenes weapon isnt visible because I DONT KNOW WHAT WEAPON TO GIVE HER. OOMFS HELP. I NEED A NENE WEAPON.#i thought some sort of polearm/spear/halberd etc something with range but that can be ambitious#but i feel like smth with that much footwork needed doesnt suit her.. And she cant hsve a sniper i dont think thatwould fucking work#aruru gets pistols in the revue but aruru also is Ummm well shes uhhh. [screaming] [car crash]#throwing knives would be funny wouldnt it. Put that gamer aim to use#idk if the emunene week tag is on here but i'll donit anyways#emuneneweek2024#EDIT: i have decided nene gets a rapier. its awesome. thanks for coming#tsukasa has his giant flag and i dont want to budge on that. im thinking about giving rui the throwing knives since he juggles.#it would be funny. saki + rui knife juggling
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More doodles for the one piece spy x family crossover
#one piece#spy x family crossover#revolutionary sabo#portgas d ace#monkey d luffy#still debating on a spy codename for Sabo. since WISE seems to enjoy times of day I want it to have something to do with dawn or dusk#but that might be a bit on the nose#sabo’s walking stick is like his replacement for his pipe. blunt bludgeoning weapon that he can carry around in broad daylight#ace as an assassin decides his disguise is just going to be. being shirtless#plus those silly sunglasses but the main thing is the shirtless mess#because if he can’t be shirtless during the day in society then he might as well be shirtless when he’s out being a badass#the three of them are dumbasses (affectionate)#the only reason luffy looks as put together as he does is because sabo helped him pick the outfit and it’s extremely comfortable#mostly to help luffy get jobs. luffy does whatever job he feels like doing every day!#some days he’s a waiter some days he’s a gardener some days he’s a cashier#when Lois eventually gets over his paranoia over luffy popping up everywhere and finds out luffy is sabo’s brother he starts#paying luffy to babysit Anya. which of course means sabo is babysitting the both of them because trusting luffy to watch a child is maybe#not the best idea.
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hi. here are my top 5 favorite comic moments ever (sort of in order, they can all be switched around sometimes depending on my mood)
"the son has not surpassed the father" (batman #645)
i cant even put into words what i like about this scene because everything about it makes me insane. its just so beautifully written and fits so well thematically and shows so much about how bruce is feeling without explicitly saying anything. so fucking good
2. "maybe he did. but my little girl is still dead." (batgirl #19)
fucking. fuck. again this moment just shows so much about how cass feels without saying it explicitly. theres a flashback to the man she murdered right after this because she sees herself in the murderer and doesnt believe she can be redeemed. itsfuck ignf. yeah. maybe he changed but she's still dead
3. "i owe you no explanations. i took the only compassionate option." (titans #12)
hoooooooly shit. i get chills every time i think about this im serious. adeline was suffering and about to die and kory killed her. kory saw herself in the suffering of someone else and KILLED HER. hard as fuck. i will refrain from going on a whole tangent about this but i feel like writers sometimes have the Good Guys kill someone and it doesnt really feel right, but this does it so well because it makes sense within the story AND for kory's character. she was right
4. "the last two bullets are for us" (green arrow #32)
this was so fucked up. can i call this a power couple moment. dinah has so much fucking kidnapping & torture trauma then she finds ollie after he was kidnapped & tortured and she goes dw babe we're gonna kill ourselves later. HELLO. i need to chew on them
5. "for all the times i will never forget. for all the things i can never forgive" (gotham city sirens #21)
everyone drop what youre doing and read gotham city sirens #20-21 right now. or read til the end of the book. gcs is mostly just an okay book but it fucking nails the ending. but this moment in particular makes me lose my mind because harley shows exactly how competent she is and gets into joker's cell in arkham with a gun when she thinks about how he hurt her. then the second she sees him she joins him again. its the ideal pre-breakup harley writing to me and this issue (this entire arc tbh) changed me
in conclusion i love my picture books 💞💞 i think more people should post their fav comic moments too because i wanna see everyone else's plsssss
also im putting honorable mentions under the cut:
"its not them" (blackest night: titans #3)
"i still dream of krypton" (supergirl woman of tomorrow #8)
"to the microscopic beings alive on his skin, this child is the entire universe" (poison ivy #6) (basically this entire issue is my favorite but i had to choose one page)
#i mentioned that the coffin scene was my fav last night then i kept thinking about what my other favs would be. and now here we are#they should invent a way to turn comic panels into drugs so i can smoke these#pass the no one dies tonight blunt#i think everyone should post their top 5 and tag me bc i really wanna knowwwwww#dc#im sorry for saying 'comic moments' then only using dc books 😔#i fear it'd be too niche if i started yapping about my favorite bitch planet moment
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that one wlw redraw but chscr
#genshin impact#childe#scaramouche#chiscara#scarachilde#very unclear from the angle but fem!scara’s got blunt bangs. this is the only difference between her and regular scara#CHSCR YURI!!!#my art
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Blunt: The experience is the payment. Besides he even gets international trips, hospital trip included.
#alex rider#its like an unpaid intership#only he didnt ask for one#blunt doesn't care#yassen does care#yassen gregorovich#alex rider tv#alex rider books#alex rider series
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putting my twt thoughts here bc i went into more detail there:
i was never really able to explain why the "yqy adopts sy as his son" or "yqy takes sy as a disciple" or "yqy becomes protective over sy for xiao jiu reasons (they look alike and yqy wants to do right by him this time)" AUs rub me the wrong way until now but i realised: i think it's actually the opposite of what yqy would do, because for one thing it would be way too cruel to shen jiu and yqy recognises that. i feel like it's such an inherent betrayal to shen jiu for yqy to be like "i'm taking in this child who resembles you and has your surname, projecting your child self onto him, because this one hasn't been abused so i can use him as a replacement and pretend it doesn't matter that you were and you turned out like this." i don't think yqy thinks of sj as replaceable or that his trauma can be in any way mitigated or erased for yqy by getting a Do-Over Xiao Jiu - which he also doesn't want because shen jiu is shen jiu and yqy loves him. both of them would rather be stabbed than have sj witness his child self be forgotten/left behind all over again :)
#shen jiu#yue qingyuan#shen yuan#qijiu#svsss#also to be very blunt with u all im just. tired of people taking qijiu's interpersonal issues and their very real trauma and making it abou#this other guy that neither of them have any reason to care about LOL#qijiu have eyes only for each other neither of them have any room to care for some random kid. he's not bringing them back together
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Never forget who you are.
#something from some months ago#it remains unfinished but here you go#art#tackyart#misc#this is my hand#my fingers are very blunt#you will always be the only you
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Amusing thought, but drugs that were cut or shipped from Gotham city can always be identified because they contain residues of Poison Ivy's pheromones or fear toxin, or specific industrial chemicals banned in the rest of the country but still dumped into Gotham's harbour.
#Bruce smoking a blunt: hey this reminds me of home#Oliver: ???#only in gotham#only from gotham?#batman#dc comics#gotham city#gotham
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See I know that weed would be like super weak as a chem in Fallout but it would be so much funnier if all these hardcore chem users can’t handle the smallest dose of weed cause it’s like a pure non-irradiated strand and they’d lack any tolerance for canabanoids.
Contrarily, all vault dwellers have high tolerance as it’s like the only pre-war drug people could’ve snuck into the vaults and wastelanders look at vaulties crazy cause they’re like. “Oh I don’t do heavy chems *takes a bong rip that’d send a super mutant behemoth into a coma*”
#this is because I think it’s funny if all the vaultie protags are like#pls does anyone have a blunt or#bong or rolling papers or a edible and everyone is like only the crazy people get into that stuff#here have some jet and the vaulties are sobbing cause why is like meth and crack the only drugs left#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout 3#fallout 4#this is manly me joking about Hancock saying this edible ain’t shit only to start saying shit like#his brothers a synth and the ss looking exactly like vault boy or girl
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I can’t include them all so here’s a combo of ‘came to mind first,’ ‘talked about positively most often by fans,’ and ‘stuck in my head’.
Public Apology Big Iron isn’t here. There were a lot that didn’t make the cut but that one specifically I stg I put in and only realized after posting had not. It was 100% meant to be on this list and I’ve failed us.
#fallout#fallout new vegas#fallout 4#fallout 76#tumblr polls#I know I Don’t Want to Set the World on Fire should be here bc it was a trailer song but I don’t really like it so Heartaches by the Number#made it instead I��m sorry ✊😔#I FORGOT BIG IRON. that’s a sincere mistake I stg it was 2 on the list SHIT#why are you people so agreassive??? it’s not a ‘best fo song’ poll it’s not even a ‘favorite fo song’ poll it’s literally just a ‘pick a#song and hit a button fun time??? stop yelling in the tags about songs that aren’t there there are 12 slots on a poll I don’t control this#make your own stupid post and get rocks thrown at /you/ for only having 12 songs. also some of you can’t read ‘why isn’t X on’ IT IS!!! some#of the ones you’re complaining about are ThERE read#I’m gonna turn off reblogs and delete this maybe Jesus Christ it’s not even a competition it’s a song blunt rotation can’t you all be friend#ly about anything? Tu
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Jason who immediately loses respect for people who don't own up to their mistakes vs Annabeth who would rather die than admit she made a mistake
#jason vs annabeth. autism vs npd lol#idk what the outcome is. i don't think they'd fight physically. but jason would get on her ass. and she'd be so fucking pissed abt it#she'd strategize different ways to put him in uncomfortable situations for whatever reason#and he's just vibing through them because he's been uncomfortable his entire life. pretending to be bacon for a monster is not new#anyway jason looking at his dad who's refusing to admit he made some dumb decisions and immediately going this guy is an idiot fuck him#happy talks pjo#npd!annabeth#jason grace#annabeth chase#oh oh annabeth needing everyone to like and trust her and jason's lost respect for her drives her up the fucking wall#she's the only one of the seven who could really be considered friends with all of them and jason's judgy eyes make her want to explode#she 100% rants herself to sleep about things he says. maybe that's where percy and jason's beef arised from#percy recognizing that annabeth is fustrated with jason because jason is blunt and doesn't really know to soften his words.#so now percy is fustrated with jason because annabeth is the source of his personhood right now. meanwhile jason is just vibing oblivious#no social awarenes whatsoever. anyway lol#but oooooo see leo's inferiority complex actually makes him fess up to errors in a way that judges him (jokingly but not really)#even if the error wasn't his fault. but it's his willingness to admit to his mistakes that makes jason really appreciate and trust him#so we have npd!annabeth who can't admit to being wrong because it would kill her ego#and then inferiority complex leo who does admit to being wrong because he hates himself#and when he fucks up he is quick to confess (often in a self-deprecating joke manner) so that no one can say anything that would hurt him#if he kills his ego before other people can even attempt it then he's safe from their judgement in some way#okaaaay bac to studying lol
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nina would own like 2 billion of those fruity square vapes and she makes jane buy them for her because shes like 19 and was sooo pissed when they changed the law. and clocky is of age but still makes jane buy her newports because shes lazy
#jane dgaf about nicotine and only goes to the gas station for them so she can get more blunt wraps#creepypasta#jane the killer#nina the killer#clockwork creepypasta
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Brooklyn and Ben definitely convinced Yaz to start smoking with them. Brooklyn pulls Yaz aside and is like “Bro. I think you would benefit from a bit of weed”. and Yaz is mad sus. she couldn't smoke in hs bc of track and just never got into it. but Brooklyn has her hit a joint and Yaz is like “Wow… I love… not being anxious for like five seconds ….”
(Sammy does the minimum dosage on edibles)
#cw weed#tagging that just in case#thank you to my pookie who’s special interest is weed for helping me make this accurate#and also came up with some rlly fun headcanons#I think Brooklyn mostly rolls and smokes blunts#but she gets Yaz a bubbler bc Yaz doesn’t like coughing on a joint or blunt#Yaz is a bong girlie#We know Ben vapes#and probably dabs#Darius is a goody two shoes who avoids smoking but doesn’t mind that his friends do it#Kenji#i think he just#hes happy to hit it and sometimes his eyes get red#but nothing really changes and its fascinating actually#Brooklyn has done a little bit of everything#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#yasammy#sammy loves her weed smoking wife#they’re married here#but she definitely only smokes to help with her PTSD and Anxiety#in Wyoming#Weed is illegal in Texas
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